23 December 2004

You're A Disappointment!

The Festivus lights are all aglow.
I thought that you should know,
I am very disappointed in you.
Happy Festivus! (Shamelessly pilfered from Katherine Willis.)

We can't have Festivus without the traditional airing of grievances, but that would take hours (where to begin?), so here's a few of the less obvious ones:
Microsoft also makes the list and is bad enough to warrant their own poem:
If your compy reads the floppy when you hit the Windows key
And the disk drives are all missing from the screen and menu tree
And the registry is messy, filled with broken enter-ies
Then there's really just two outcomes: it can crash or it can freeze!
May you all have a dysfunctional Festivus!



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