14 October 2005


Yar, thar be yer food aid, ye scurvy landlubbers:
Somali pirates free hijacked ship
Pirates in Somalia have freed a UN-chartered ship carrying food aid, two days after hijacking it from the southern port of Merka.
Avast! Maybe havin' th' extra pirates around t' stop th' global warmin' might be worth it. But that be some lousy piratin' if those bilge rats not be keepin' th' booty.

(No need to tell me what a bad person I am for finding this funny - I already know.)

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